Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Something stupid

'I know I stand in line
Until you think you have the time
To spend an evening with me
And if we go someplace to dance
I know that there's a chance
You won't be leaving with me
Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
And have a drink or two
Amd then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you'

Some songs make you cry.
Some songs make you smile.
Some songs...well some songs just make you laugh at how stupid you can be.

You know...people have told me that laughing at yourself (those really embarassing parts) is a sign of maturity and virtue. Let's hope this time, it rings true.

love. it makes us stupid.
lol.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Ahem...

A 'pretty-distant' friend of mine has joined a singing competition. I don't watch such things because of what my cousin said:

'Talentless people in talent searches are like fishes out of water. After 3 days they start to smell"

I haven't had the time to watch the show on TV, but after catching the performance and peripheral material on Youtube, I couldn't help but sigh.

She has a decent voice, but aiyoh....all the bad press.

The entertainment scene sucks. If you're not the judge sitting on the pews comfortably dispensing comments, you're pretty much in living hell.

Now I understand why my muse, with her talent, looks and killer bod simply shyed away from the toxic limelight, preferring to perform and be applauded on her own terms.

Ok so after hearing my friend's performance, I started surfing. Youtube really rocks with trash. And guess what? HO HO HO

If u all recall:
http://atomic-symphony.blogspot.com/2006/04/there-title-is-on-top.html

la la la

Even my 'daughter' asked me 'lao pa, what is the meaning of L****a?'

tsk tsk. I think I'm sick. My supervisor at work tells me, they are too young for me.
But who cares, no one believes I'm that old anyway.



Seriously, showbiz is sin. It promotes the ideology that females are objects you either play or abuse.

Now, where are my toys?

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

(Y/N/ESC)?

Midweek. I enjoy my job.
So I'm not leaking any trade secrets, safe for the fact that the dog in office likes to lick my socks.

In America, there lives an awfully famous woman named Oprah Windfrey. She hosts a talk show that most of my girlfriends tune in to. She's single, but women everywhere buy her advice on love.

Oprah once said this about men, which I felt was rather useful.
'If a man really wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing you do can make him stay.'

Honestly, I'm starting to doubt if that will ever work on me.

I'm so in want, but I'm always at bay.

I'm seriously thinking of trading my motorola L7 for a messenger dove. Birds have small brains, but if you train them well, they're almost as good as Fedex.

At least, I don't have to wonder if my message was sent. The bird will always come back to me.

Question: Are the words 'yes' and 'no' too hard for you to say?

We do live in a crazy world. Some guys can't help but fancy those that are taken. Others just wait for those that don't give a shit. The rest of them just screw anyone they can lay their dicks on.

Men are from mars. Women are from Venus.
Joel thought he was from Jupiter, but it was actually Pluto.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Blah.com
Honestly, I'm starting to hate school holidays. You know, the period where all the primary, secondary and JC kids get out of prison and wreak havoc on our streets? Stupid gee-nahs, making noise all night long.

Work starts on monday. No office wear and shoes, plus you get a nice fat hairy corgi walking around and licking your toes as you work. It may be used for inspiration in the competitive creative industry. Anyways, I believe its gonna be fun :)

I saw the Toys R' Us Christmas catalog today. So missed those days working at the store. There were toys to keep me occupied during working hours. Transformers, Star Wars, Zoids and Lego. All these are gonna be part of my 'toy room', when I have my own house someday.


You people have NO idea how thrilling it is just to watch this cartoon all over again. When it was first aired on local television, I actually thought the art was a parody of the Caped Crusader. All was to change the moment I started on the series. Adult storylines, 3-dimensional villians and the noir effect to the scenes make this one of the best cartoons produced by Warner Brothers. Heck Animaniacs and Tiny Toons man. If you really wanna know how Harvery Dent became Two-face, or what makes the Joker's puns so hilarious, look no further. Just 20 minutes of your time, and you will wonder why there can be so much intrigue to a series meant for kids.
Like what Nick mentioned, one door closes, another opens. However it feels that doors are opening and closing in random fashion. You just feel like you wanna close in on one and put a stopper, then move on to the next door. Its definitely better than walking into one and having it slam into your face. No wonder my nose hurts.
To you (cause you may not read this, much less hear it from me):
'If I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?'- Snow Patrol, 'Chasing cars'

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

On Being a Man
Ever since the exams were over, I haven't been watching much of movies. The brain hurts just to dissect the scenes and interpret them using some absurd Freudian framework. So after a few days of idle recovery, I managed to gather my thoughts on one of the few shows worth catching this holiday season. No action, babes or special effects to glue you to your seat. It's just a simple, heartwarming and inspiring tale of a man who goes all out to pursue his dreams. To me, as a person on the verge of breaking away from all aspects of the word 'boy', a few things were gleaned from the emotionally-charged trailer:
Being a man isn't about looking good and staying in shape.
Being a man isn't about getting the grades or being the school ace.
Being a man isn't about sweet-nothings and breaking gals' hearts.
Being a man isn't about emo-tripping to get in touch with your sensitive side.
Being a man isn't about wise-cracking jokes that make one the center of attention.
But...
Being a man is about having sound judgement, even when circumstances work against you.
Being a man is about beliving in yourself, even when the whole world thinks otherwise.
Being a man is about sacrifice, because the ones you love need you to be there.
Being a man is about honesty, because lies will make the world lose faith in you.
Being a man is about shameless determination, because that might be the only way your dreams can come true.
'You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you that you can't do it. You want something, go get it. Period.' -Will Smith [ The Pursuit of Happyness ]
I guess I do have a long way to go...to be a real man :P

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

星の金貨

从前,有一个孤独的女孩子,手上拿着一块面包。她从森林中走出来,看到一群贫穷的小孩。接着,她把那块面包给了一个孩子, 然后将她的毛衣给了第二个孩子。 终于,她把身上的衣服都送给孩子们。光身的她走到一片宽敞的草原, 那个时候白天已变成了昼夜。她抬头望着天上的星星, 闪烁的星星突然发出明亮的光, 变成了一块块的金币从天上掉了下来. 从此以后, 这个女孩就过着幸福美满的生活.

The song and sign language to this story are on my friendster profile :P

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Le Misery

A blink. Something caught your eye. You feel it moving down the skin of your face. Cold and silent, it feels like the stroke of the finger, where you can just sense every move it makes. You wonder when its journey will stop. It's all too familiar, yet it only gets further and further away.

A blink. The eye touches it, but never sees it. Only you know just how much you want to hold it back. But you can't, even as your lips part to attempt a smile. Gravity hastens its descent. The moment you taste it in all its bitter glory, the flow has only just begun.

Tears.
They can never be stopped.

Friday, November 03, 2006

She will never know...

"....the great thing about her is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it. "-Peter Parker (when asked about Mary Jane)

You know, a spider bit me 2 weeks ago. I want to swing from web to web around the city and catch criminals, but there aren't alot around...and yeah I still CAN'T suspend myself on my own ceiling.
Queue no 28064212

Boy: Well look, um... uh... you wanna go with me?
Girl: Where do you wanna go?
Boy: No, I mean like go with me, like you know... like, that's what we call it here... going together...

Girl: Sure [pauses for a moment, turns and walks away]
Boy: Ok...hey where're you going?
Girl: I'm going home.

'when you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face...'-Donnie Darko