Embezzling funds
Shit, I'm learning all the bad habits from GD. I mean there are ideas to blog about at night, but I'm just too tired to let my fingers do the walking.
Thus, here I am on a fine Thursday afternoon writing personal rants during office hours. The cougar in my office is vacuuming the carpet floor, and I'm trying my darn best not to peep at the perk ass just outside my door. Yeah Kylie was right, it's a good thing my boss's sister and not my boss, is the HOT one around.
And oh my, big eyes are directly related to blowjobs? Took me a while to get the feeling right, but it does make loads of sense. You see, when someone stares up from going down, the eyes sort of expand. Not a bad sight for the other party looking down LOL.
Jokes aside, here's a scientific question: Are cougars and MILFs one and the same?
Well, I used to think so, because of the shared characteristics pertaining to an older and sexually attractive female. However, the qualifying standards for MILFs are not as high as I expected. For instance, a 15 yr-old 'chio lian bang-bang' case instantly makes one a MILF. That's like a quickie access pass don't you think? Teenage mums do spoil the market in more ways than one.
So with that resolved, what then makes a cougar? Cougars, as their bestial name suggests, are solitary predators. One thing's for sure, they don't stay in their lairs breastfeeding their cubs.
Instead, cougars, are intelligent, professional single women from their late thirties onwards, who enjoy tearing up the flesh of all you young, horny and impressionable dickheads out there. Therefore, we can safely conclude that MILFs and cougars are not subsets of one another. Some cougars are MILFs in their own right (oh how beautiful this world would be if that were totally the case), but not ALL MILFs are, or can be cougars.
Ok that said, it's almost time I head back to anime research and reviews. But before I go, here's one from 'Beauty and the Geek.' It dawned upon me that geeks have no sense of humour. Since I consider myself one, I guess my ability to crack all sorts of colourful jokes stems from my latent powers as a left-hander? Left-handers are believed to be evil people with superpowers. Mel's like the only 'goody two shoe' leftie I know, so I'm not sure if she has any powers hehehe.
Shit, I'm learning all the bad habits from GD. I mean there are ideas to blog about at night, but I'm just too tired to let my fingers do the walking.
Thus, here I am on a fine Thursday afternoon writing personal rants during office hours. The cougar in my office is vacuuming the carpet floor, and I'm trying my darn best not to peep at the perk ass just outside my door. Yeah Kylie was right, it's a good thing my boss's sister and not my boss, is the HOT one around.
And oh my, big eyes are directly related to blowjobs? Took me a while to get the feeling right, but it does make loads of sense. You see, when someone stares up from going down, the eyes sort of expand. Not a bad sight for the other party looking down LOL.
Jokes aside, here's a scientific question: Are cougars and MILFs one and the same?
Well, I used to think so, because of the shared characteristics pertaining to an older and sexually attractive female. However, the qualifying standards for MILFs are not as high as I expected. For instance, a 15 yr-old 'chio lian bang-bang' case instantly makes one a MILF. That's like a quickie access pass don't you think? Teenage mums do spoil the market in more ways than one.
So with that resolved, what then makes a cougar? Cougars, as their bestial name suggests, are solitary predators. One thing's for sure, they don't stay in their lairs breastfeeding their cubs.
Instead, cougars, are intelligent, professional single women from their late thirties onwards, who enjoy tearing up the flesh of all you young, horny and impressionable dickheads out there. Therefore, we can safely conclude that MILFs and cougars are not subsets of one another. Some cougars are MILFs in their own right (oh how beautiful this world would be if that were totally the case), but not ALL MILFs are, or can be cougars.
Ok that said, it's almost time I head back to anime research and reviews. But before I go, here's one from 'Beauty and the Geek.' It dawned upon me that geeks have no sense of humour. Since I consider myself one, I guess my ability to crack all sorts of colourful jokes stems from my latent powers as a left-hander? Left-handers are believed to be evil people with superpowers. Mel's like the only 'goody two shoe' leftie I know, so I'm not sure if she has any powers hehehe.
1 Comments:
I think your friends/readers/etcetcetc/aliens/ESP/someone from the future will think im a man in disguise of a female name... hahaha..
How in the world could i have told and enlightened you about the Blowjobs and big eyes.. *raise eyebrows* hehe~ *grin*
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