'Excuse me, I think you're damn hot.'

Technically (and yes emotionally), I'm supposed to 'die' this week. Strangely, I only got worried for only a while, and that's not because I predicted that Vas and Pris would win the 'Dancefloor'. Each day has enough trouble of its own, so no point worrying about Black Holes.

However, this woman here has got me fixated. Hey pussy...pussy...

Daddy's coming for you....

Oooooh.

It's time to play....scratch me!

Hahahaha. No offense, but I'll gladly trade all the nicoles in my life for this one!

Now, for more tear-jerking clips. Cousin Dan was moved by them in a mere 2 secs!

I was raised on the Dairy Bitch!! LOL

'Hi, I'm emperor Kenny, the gladiators must fight to please me'

Seriously, Wee-man rocks!!

Ugh! oh well...

Kinda winding down after all the mushrooms, beef and tea. I've got X-japan going on my player...every note is just simply phenomenal.

If you want things to happen, sitting down and keeping quiet won't help. You actually have to go out there, soil your fingers and make sure it works.

Of course I make things happen, just create lor. But whether it works, that's another thing haha.

And I totally hate it if nothing happens. Absolutely. Nothing.

Hence, the dread I'm feeling at this very moment. Seriously, it feels like things are being thrown into a black hole. They disappear, never to be seen again.

Well, shouldn't brood over what I can't control. If it happens, it happens. Most of the time, your fate has been already been long decided, but this does not mean you should refrain from what you have intended to do.

Every time I watch this, it just gives me dreams. X-Japan's Yoshiki is pure genius. Who cares if he twirls his hair like a woman? Talent like that is priceless.



And sometimes, I wish I could be the one on the keys, with my muse rendering her vocal talent to the crowd.

A moment like this would be priceless too :)

Confessions for the chicken soul

FYI, I only knew my Tagalog-speaking lecturer will be giving a morning class last night. The rain was pouring, and the birds were hibernating. Likewise, the ass that pens this entry decided to relish in blissful rest and not be troubled by a voice that reminded him of Gloria Arroyo on CNA.

Since I am awake now, it's about time I attempt to pacify those that believe in the infallibity of my ways. Please stop assuming my knowledge surpasses all your understanding, because I'm actually a poor, dimunitive, and bitchy hoax who spends most of his time watching nonsensical videos on Youtube and reading works by dead philosophers. Apart from the fact that I'm able to read, write and ruminate (every now and then, ejaculate), I'm quite a useless bloke. Here's why.

1) I don't drive. Remembering a place on the road isn't so bad, but being deluded with the Parisian or Renaissance way of life, I secretly wish for a witch to cast a spell on all the four-wheel drives and turn them into horses.

2) Food that I cook for more than 2 isn't edible. You see, I'm more of a hunter gatherer than a subsistence farmer. If there are no pangs, I'm probably ogling at MILFs on the Internet or wondering why 20th century French Philosophers have such loose morals. Given my predilection for absolutely no salt, sugar or other preservatives that rot human kidneys away, my culinary skills are virtually tasteless.

3) The only follicles I shave are those that grow on my face and head. If any other keratin product on my skin turns unsightly, there is always a pair of panda-brand tweezers to weed them out.

4) I have no artistic talents. Back in school, I paid my best friend $5 for every piece of my art homework. Today, the average homo sapien is able to cut a circle of 5 cm radius in one minute, but I have successfully adapted this handicap to the speed of our lesser cousins, the apes. If you have done 3 circles, I am only halfway with the first.

5) I'm ugly...and it's the truth. I have eyes bigger than a goldfish and skin that has become fertile ground for moles and warts. With more than 200Km of running experience, my muscles have lost the ability to expand and have evolved into a permanent flyweight state. Even at the prime age where I'm already slowing down on my legs, the only bulge I will get is probably my stomach.

Now you know, I am a horrid human specimen. Let's be friends ok?

Nymph from South Haven

Whispers of a voice it came to me,
drugged in songs of memory,
her stolen youth, her curse divine,
brought tidings void of my design.

A fallen star both bright and frail,
she withered at the end of an iris trail,
in wonder I asked, how could this be,
that my visions could be as fleeting as she?

So string your songs of sadness tonight,
for her soul's a darling too dark for light,
her doll machines, they bring pleasure and play,
but are wasted wraiths on the break of day.

-Joel Gn (April 2007)
To D'arcy Wretzsky, ex-bassist of the Smashing Pumpkins

Sesame street is brought to you today...



I had tears flowing down my cheeks with this....LOL!!!

Mars and Venus in a nutshell...

I think that book is a waste of money because it can be all neatly and nicely summed up in a dialog from the movie, "Venus"

A young woman and an older man were having a conversation.

Maurcie: For most men, the woman's body is the most beautiful thing they will ever see.

Jessie: What's the most beautiful thing a girl sees? Do you know?

Maurice: Her first child.

I can't debunk a cheesy rhyme in 3 seconds by myself, but the scriptwriter slammed John Gray in only 3 lines.

Almost everything you need to know about cunts and dicks are there...and I love it.

okokokok...now for something that cured me of my melancholy



LOL!

Many months ago...

A conversation between 2 best friends

G: So..you're crazy about her...you don't need me to say a thing?

J: Well that's pretty much it la, don't want to scare her away.

G: ok..so let's say she comes up to me says 'oh no I think he likes me, how?'

J: You can tell her to ask me herself.

G: (thinks hard) How about I say 'Don't think so highly of yourself?'

J: Awesome!

你那么爱她。。。

These days, with so much shit going around me, it's hard for me to end the above sentence on a positive note.

Instead, the correct sentiment of a cynic would be, 'yeah you love her, but does she give a damn?' What is the point of being really sweet, when her tongue is always burnt? She can't taste a shit.

Nick was saying that the very people that make us lose sleep can sleep and snore so well. Yeah, really man, what is the point of being so miserable?

That was when I told him, 'but that's the kind of person I fell in love with.' With that, I affirmed the axiom that opposites do attract, but are forever at ends.

And damn, even my dreams are clouded with bad omens. It couldn't have been a more bitchy year, and Easter bunny gave me no blessed eggs this time.

Sigh...there goes my 'summer breeze'.

<pink champagne's romance>

there in the corner I cut it out,
beating, bleeding and love without,
I laid it bare beneath her feet,
and whispered neither trick nor treat.

with hair of gold and brightest day,
she asked if it was worth to play,
'nay' I said 'for my heart this is,
it burned for you and left no peace'.

her stubby hands broke it in two,
red sand ashes they seeped right through,
she said, 'what you want, I can never be,
for the one I loved was never thee.'

Ah heck, romantics are screwed anyways...

Goof night.

Cries of a cynic

Have I ever told anyone of you...just how much I HATE conspiracies?

Well today, I have sucessfully postulated the law of zero. I am not a math whiz, so I'm not applying any funny formula to it. So here goes...

Assuming A & B are discrete subjects with absolutely no relation.

A x B=AB = 0

C+D= 2

If A+B+C+D= 3

which one is 0?

The answer is simple. Try a/b or b/a.
One will be infinite, which is still positive.
The other will still be 0!

KNN...Can someone please get over or under the other?!

Much thanks to Samantha, for cheering me up to yet another stroke of genius...

So where's the martian mom?



Well Sam, 3 things I consider as vices of virtue.

Books, films...and well you know...women haha. The reason is simple. Words and ideas do change the world. As for women, they are revered because they give birth to men :P.

So this is next on my wishlist, probably after I'm done with 'Peaceful Warrior' and 'Tale of Genji'. The film won't be out until June, but just watching the preview has unleashed my paternal instincts.

"Nothing you do is ever gonna change the way I feel about you." -David Gerrold

Nuff said.